I wanted to design something to hold a pole right near my picnic table and found falconphysics' V-Groove Table Clamp to be the closed to what I had in mind. Remixed it a bit to suit my need:
Chopped off the top part.
Change size of the opening to clamp onto the table. Now suitable for table thickness of 33mm or less.
Cut the screws so they can easily be printed flat which inspire much more confident when screw it in tightly.