🧙‍♂️ 🐾"Gandalf in grey - he eats trolls like cats and never puts down his pipe"
In a hidden corner of Middle-earth... or simply put, in Willie Tanner's garage, a peculiar wizard quietly appeared: Alf, dressed as Gandalf, seemed to be a cosmic fantasy of the two worlds of Melmac and the Shire intertwined with each other.
Beneath his grey-white beard, he might still be hiding the lingering scent of roasted cat meat; but today, he put on a pacifist's pose... and the cat in his arms was praying that this would last forever.

He sat there like a wise man

💭"Should I smoke a pipe first, or eat the cat first?"

His eyes are cunning and lively, and his mannerisms perfectly meet the aesthetic standards of the Hobbits.
But don't be fooled by his laid-back attitude. Once you hear him say, "Do you have a microwave oven? That cat won't fit in a toaster!"...
Run away quickly, you fools!
By then, it will be too late for everything.