A friend of mine found a funny sign on amazon he left in his brother in-law's bathroom randomly and I thought it was cute, but wasn't about to spend $15 on one. Fired up Fusion360 and went to town.

Let's talk about the stars... I'm absolutely awful designing things in Fusion, and because Autodesk can't ever leave anything alone and constantly moving tool locations and menus around, following online tutorials on doing even the most simple thing is often neigh impossible. After four or five attempts and resulting in utter failure, I decided to just wing it and the stars aren't exactly.... symmetrical, or centered. Eventually I was able to figure out how to properly draw the stars and get them centered, but it wasn't quite as funny so I went back to the old ones.