This ruler is a chaotic masterpiece of pseudo-functionality and nostalgic geometry. Modeled precisely to match the dimensions of a Wii Remote, it demands to be held with reverence—or at least with confusion. At its core is a north-facing arrow, which must be aligned with true north for reasons that remain entirely unexplained. This isn’t just a ruler—it’s a ritual.
It features a detachable pencil holder that slides off with satisfying ambiguity, and a built-in eraser that may or may not actually erase anything. Two increments of measurement are included: one in barleycorns, a unit so obsolete it feels like a prank, and the other in 4.967 mm intervals, which is somehow worse. Both are technically real, but practically useless—perfect for measuring the metaphysical weight of your decisions.
Despite its absurdity, it prints cleanly, feels great in the hand, and sparks conversation every time it’s pulled from a pencil case. It’s not here to measure—it’s here to remind you that measurement is a myth, and that every classroom deserves a relic.
Its so painful to use properly its scary
20% infill
no supports, maybe use them for the cap, brim for the cap.
glue eraser into hollow arrow tip for built in eraser.