Have you ever wanted to scratch your butt but did not want to bring your entire back scratcher with you, and where would you put that scratcher, in your pocket? Well, if you have this same problem and wanted to be like Peter Griffin, then you should look no further to the Butt Scratcher!!! 

Use it at the Ball Game, at home, ANYWHERE!!! IT DOES NOT MATTER!!!!

You can make it as long as you want with the rod option

With the scratcher with hole option, you need to have a 3/8 inch wooden shaft in order to conjoin the hand and the scratcher handle.

You only need supports on the hand out of anything, but other than that it's fine.

BUTT SCRATCHER!!!!!