This is the Benchy you know and love, after a long night and some regrettable decisions. The hull still holds the line — pointed bow, open cockpit, the classic silhouette — but the superstructure has twisted, slumped, and started melting sideways. The smokestack wilted into a defeated curl. The porthole swelled into a single staring eye. And a second, smaller stack is growing where no stack should.

It is still, technically, a boat. It is still, technically, a calibration print. It will still, technically, judge your printer — it just looks like it's judging you right back.

This is an original mesh modeled from scratch (not the original 3DBenchy file), made in the spirit of the 2025 public-domain re-release. Print it, remix it, curse it further — free to all, no restrictions.