Print one of each Because.

No, literally, each part is called “Because [something]”.

From the tired brain of a Dad who never can make the quota on Dad jokes come another monstrosity cobbled together from otherwise innocent and unsuspecting models.

Did I go through modeling this thing just because I printed an extra screw for a model I printed for my kid?  Maybe.  Probably.  Ok Yes.  Geez.

It's the same bracket, now with 4826% more gridfinity, and I added a whole other clamp to it that I remixed from another entirely innocent model just so I could get it to hold my coffee, and also so I could tell it to hold my beer.  Because my soul is dark and bitter, so sometimes it needs to change things up.

Go check out https://www.printables.com/model/377923 for the other bits to make the cataphract of chaotic caffeination.