Summary

I printed it upside down (for the hearts, you can prob leave it rightside up) w/ a 0.4 mm nozzle (you should probably go smaller if you want more detail) and sanded it w/ 220 grit sandpaper, painted the body yellow, the heart & diamond red, and the spade & club black, before finally coating it in a layer or two of nail glue (should prob use epoxy, but wtv).