The all-new all-knowing all-powerful Ducket is the only bucket you will ever need, want, or be able to use again!

Warning: Do not taunt the Ducket. If the Ducket begins to smoke, seek shelter immediately. The Ducket may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds when placed in water or when water is placed in it. Do not touch, inhale, or look at the Ducket when it is not in use.

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