Lost my spoon for the salt and made one with a Bitcoin logo. 

To Answer the Summary. 

I picture the catacomb Christians saying something like this. 

British accent with a Monty Python feel.

Underground in the catacombs.

Follower: “ Dude, are we in a cult?”

Believer: “ A cult? certainly not… we will be the biggest group in the whole wide world!”

Follower: “ But we are hiding amongest dead bodies!!”

Believer: “It's only a moment in time, isn't it?”

Follower: “And then to the moon?”