So there I was. It was right around midnight and I was just about to crack open and start reading my new book Ready Player One. However there was a huge problem. I didn't have a book mark. What was I to do? I couldn't just go for a tissue or piece of paper. Not for this fabulous book. It required a place holder that truly represents its magnificence and retro swag. As I turned my glaze over to my printer, it felt like a 60 watt light bulb materialized above my head and illuminated my knee jerk enthusiasm to make this fantastic bookmark at freaking midnight. Far too many hours later, alas, this amazing work of art born out of my extreme fatigue was in my hands and ready to be put to use. Only, I then realized how exhausted I was and how I completely wasted my time to read my new book.

Long story short, that's how I made this thing. Print it if you want. Especially if you're reading the book. And don't get close to your printer when you're really tired.