Mount a deej under your desk.

Here's the BOM:

5x potentiometers,

•  https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07QT1BTLJ?ref=ppx_yo2ov_dt_b_fed_asin_title

5x Latching On/Off Switches,

• https://www.amazon.com/dp/B086L2GPGX?ref=ppx_yo2ov_dt_b_fed_asin_title&th=1

5x M3 x 4.6 x 3 Heat set insets,

• https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CRV87FC8?ref=ppx_yo2ov_dt_b_fed_asin_title&th=1

5x Red LEDs 

• Any RED LED will do, try to use LEDs with the same diameter as these or they wont friction fit.
  • https://www.aliexpress.us/item/3256806581206500.html?spm=a2g0o.order_list.order_list_main.255.6fe71802MA2CD1&gatewayAdapt=glo2usa

5x resistors,

• use resistors appropriate to your LEDs, I'm not a doctor, if it burns when you use them stop doing that.

5x M3x6 screws,

• no link. What are you desperate? google it.

2x Wood screws

• Dont use wood screws that will go through you object of choice.
  • I used 8 x 1-¼ Star drive screws for my mediocre IKEA desk.
     

Go download the Deej .exe and config file from the deej github.

• https://github.com/omriharel/deej

Shout out to sjm4306 for berating me while I asked stupid questions about how to add the mute buttons and LEDs. After a certain point they just did it themselves using my hands like like a puppet to edit the .ino and the .yaml, Printables wont let me add the .yaml so good luck. Ask them for help, maybe they will berate you too. 

• https://www.youtube.com/@sjm4306 

Disclaimer: I'm not affiliated with sjm4306 in any way except I sometimes get food from their mom because she rules.