Are all your friends cooler than you? Want to flirt with death without any of the risk? Want to make fun of your friends who will die earlier than you? Then I recommend printing 500 bubble blowing cigarettes.

This simple straw-like bubble blower is sure to astound friends and foes alike. Simply dip the grated end in your soapy solution of choice and puff away.

Make your own bubble solution with a 1:4 dishsoap:water mixture.