Have you heard the good news?  I have reinvented the wheel!  If you are like me, you find wheels to be round, boring, and way too easy to use.  Where's the challenge?  Where's the struggle?  Well now you can have both!  This wheel does not come ready to use and I have not provided everything you will need to use it.  No!  You will need superglue and the knowhow and skill to use it.  I'm not even going to give you any instructions on how to put the two pieces together.  Enjoy the challenge!

In case you want a slightly easier challenge, I have provided alignment holes but they are entirely optional to use.  They should be just the right size for a piece of 1.75 filament (that's assuming you will be printing with a .4mm nozzle, in lower resolution (the attached Gcode is lower res) the holes don't come out very well).  

I do recommend printing it in ASA or similar material.  PLA will melt in your dishwasher… at least it does in mine.  

In case you were wondering, the reason it's in halves is for strength.  Printed in one piece and on it's back, it kept breaking.