Summary

I figured out you can get Super Smash Bros Melee models from here:
https://www.models-resource.com/gamecube/ssbm/

And after hundreds of teeny tiny alterations to the model, I finally got my 3d printer to accept it without screaming in agony. I would have uploaded a picture of the actual print, but I brought it to work with me and forgot it there. :)

A goal of mine is to print this as big as I can. One day.