Have you ever seen a bird that has his OSHA 40 and forklift certification? Now you have!

He wears a harness every time he uses a scissor lift!

When he's required to wear safety glasses, he only complains a little bit!

He almost never stands on the top step of a ladder!

He doesn't remove the guards off his angle grinders!

He leaves the ground plugs on all his extension cords!

He's so freakin' safe!