Print one of each Because.

No, literally, each part is called “Because [something]”.

Grab 4 M3 screws, screw the Because_Clamps2 model to the Because_Coffee model, I found magnets were insufficient for supporting my caffeine chalices.

Was I tired? Yes.

Did I need to swap out the clamp thread and screw in the beautificent model this was remixed from? No.

Did I do it anyway?  Damned Skippy.

Why?  I had a few already printed for another project and I'd rather spend 2 minutes bone-sawing a perfectly good model than printing some other guy's knob.

That other project will be out in a minute, but this was more urgent.

Why? I'm a bitter old man who likes his coffee as black as his soul.  Get off my lawn.
 

Is my desk a Terrible mess?  Yep.  Technocompost FTW!  (Also the reason for gridifinitizing the whole thing)

Go check out https://www.printables.com/model/377927 for the other bits to make this chaotic cataphract of caffeination.