If you do not recognize the face of Alfred E. Neuman, you haven't been properly indoctrinated!
Back in the 60's, Mad Magazine was in its heyday. Alfred E. Neuman was the iconic image that graced most of the magazine's covers.
In one "special" issue there was a stencil of AEN. I remember that I had put it to great use back then.
This is now available to the masses once again. Go forth and stencil his face all over creation.

Update: Corrected freckles. You wouldn't want him freckleless! Is that a word?