Fuck Florida, am I right?

People joke about Florida looking like a penis plenty, so I figured someone must've made a Florida-shaped dildo before, or at least have a model of one available. So I went searching, and didn't find one. So then I decided to try to make it myself and quickly discovered why. After thinking about coordinate transforms way too much, debugging a bunch of Python, and cleaning up slightly in Blender, here we are!

Yeah, the panhandle is a little rough where it has to flatten out for the base. Maybe if I spent a couple more hours refining that it would look better. If you can make a better version, please feel free to!

I haven't actually made one, much less used it. I have no idea how it would actually work as a dildo, probably pretty poorly! There's plenty of points that look ouchy. I'm not responsible if you try to use this as a dildo and it goes terribly. I am responsible if you make one, keep it on your shelf, and people complement you on your Florida-shaped dildo. I think that would be pretty cool.