Don't let others take your real stapler. Put this decoy out so it gets taken instead! Then you won't have to set the building on fire. 🤓

It's not functional. The parts need to be glued together. The easiest way to glue the rail and the top to the base is to put your super glue all along the top of the bar at the backside of the base, then hook the rail and top parts over the bar and hold until the glue sets. Then glue the base on and the plate. Total assembly time, assuming you're using CA glue activator spray, is less than 2 minutes.